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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:01
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Thumbs down again.
No go.
share office space ...
Scientists Unveil a Method to Give Every Human the Ability to See in the Dark - The Daily Galaxy
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Inside the first official barefoot hiking park in the US - SFGATE
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Chiefs trivia: Your in-5 daily game, Friday edition - Arrowhead Pride
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space
Everyone loved it.
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
'The Life of Chuck' Filmmaker Mike Flanagan on Stephen King Film - IndieWire